Algren's Precepts
Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man named Doc. And never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.

This is about a was a notice put on our hostel notice board by a guy called karthik. B4 i go to the notice itself, something must be known about the guy itself - He is a literary and argumentative god. He has a flair for language. You can always find him reading some literature in any language. He just read 3 word lists and put 1350 /1600 in GRE and didnt prepare for essays and put a 6 in it - the maximum.

Anyway the notice - its about a cancellation of a class

Achtung
4th year Mech BTech, The course in "Design and Optimisation" in G Slot being tutored by Dr. C. Balaji, has a slot for it on Monday, as you may all know.
It is declared that this particular class, the 6th hour on Monday will not take place, due to certain obligations of the professor

It was such a long notice that it still evokes laughter in me whenever i read it
I shall try to get more of it