Benchley's Law of Distinction
There are two classes of people: those who divide people into two classes, and those who don't.

Here is a list of funny sayings that I found somewhere on the World Wide Web.

• Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
  
• A day without sunshine is like, night.
  
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  
• 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  
• 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  
• I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
  
• Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
  
• He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  
• The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  
• Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
  
• The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
  
• Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  
• For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  
• Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
  
• No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  
• Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
  
• The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
  
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  
• You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
  
• The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  
• The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
  
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  
• If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
  
• Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  
• If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
  
• You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
  
• Either you control your attitude or you will be offered medication
  
• Money is a great substitute for character
  
• Your family won't always be there for you. Unless, of course, you win the lottery
  
• No matter how badly your heart is broken, therapy is still expensive
  
• No matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.
  

Nothing much happening here (atleast to me). I convinced my dad to get me an 80 GB hard - disk. If I do buy it, it will be the third upgrade in my comp's career of two and a half years with me; the first two being

1. The buying of a new mouse - the old one became dysfunctional because of excessive gaming usage.
   
2. An addition of a 256 MB RAM stick, in addition to the original 128 MB I already had. (It made my comp. go very fast indeed)
   

Also, today the UPS stopped working too. I became a bit scary because of it. I dont like working on a computer (atleast mine) without a UPS. For now, I have just put it on a stabiliser. Will have to get the UPS repaired soon.

I will leave you ppl with this cartoon, for the Monday blues....