I am the alpha and the omega
December 07, 2003
Benchley's Law of Distinction
There are two classes of people: those who divide people into two classes, and those who don't.

Here is a list of funny sayings that I found somewhere on the World Wide Web.

  • Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
  • A day without sunshine is like, night.
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  • 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  • I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
  • Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  • Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
  • The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  • For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  • Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
  • No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  • Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
  • The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  • You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
  • The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  • The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
  • Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  • If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
  • You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
  • Either you control your attitude or you will be offered medication
  • Money is a great substitute for character
  • Your family won't always be there for you. Unless, of course, you win the lottery
  • No matter how badly your heart is broken, therapy is still expensive
  • No matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.

Nothing much happening here (atleast to me). I convinced my dad to get me an 80 GB hard - disk. If I do buy it, it will be the third upgrade in my comp's career of two and a half years with me; the first two being

  1. The buying of a new mouse - the old one became dysfunctional because of excessive gaming usage.
  2. An addition of a 256 MB RAM stick, in addition to the original 128 MB I already had. (It made my comp. go very fast indeed)

Also, today the UPS stopped working too. I became a bit scary because of it. I dont like working on a computer (atleast mine) without a UPS. For now, I have just put it on a stabiliser. Will have to get the UPS repaired soon.

I will leave you ppl with this cartoon, for the Monday blues....

Monday Blues

Posted by satosphere at 10:12 PM


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