Benchley's Law
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.

New Year Wishes
By the time you are reading this new year greeting, most of the people in the world, save those in the american continents would have finished their new year celeberations (IF they have had one)

So...

Without further ado :

Wishing you all

an extremely prosperous,
recession-controlled,
financially-stable,
job-secure,
debt-free,
investment-profiting,
promotion-assured,
hike-replete,
air/water/rail/road-safe,
war and terrorist-free,
friends-filled,
romance-blooming,
healthy, joyous, prosperous and cheerful
New Year......

PB : If any of you have recieved this as a forward before... my due apologies.. Ignore this.