Chase's Observations of Human Belief- The most preposterous notion that Homo Sapiens has ever dreamed up is that there is a Lord God of Creation.
- That this God is the shaper and ruler of all the universe.
- That this God lives up in the sky.
- That this God wants the saccharine adoration of his creatures and can be swayed by their prayers.
- That this God becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery;
Conclusion - This absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.
Just another forward
Before I go on with that, I am just posting this, to
complete my day. The reason for not a proper write-up is that this blogger was out of the house for the entire day, visiting a close relative who was sick, and it was an obligation.
One bad consequence of this is that, my passport had arrived today, and I would have got it, had someone been home to accept the delivery. Since nobody was there, there was the usual
Sorry to have missed you card.
Before I forget, here is the good forward (Read:
I have not got this before), an extremely good joke, which I found appropriate to put here.
Two Nuns
There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent.
SM: "Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants."
SL: "It's logical. He wants to rape us."
SM: "Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?"
SL: "The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster."
SM: "It's not working."
SL: "Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too."
SM: "So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute."
SL: "The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both."
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrived at the convent and was worried about what had happened to Sister Logical.Then Sister Logical arrived.
SM: "Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!"
SL: "The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me."
SM: "Yes, yes! But what happened then?"
SL: "The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could."
SM: "And?"
SL: "The only logical thing happened. He reached me."
SM: "Oh, dear! What did you do?"
SL: "The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up."
SM: "Oh, Sister! What did the man do?"
SL: "The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants."
SM: "Oh, no! What happened then?"
SL: "Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down."
Now all those who had thought that this was going to be dirty, say
"Hail Mary" three times and lie down.
