Conway's Law #1
If you assign N persons to write a compiler you'll get a N-1 pass compiler.
Culture Shock ...
... the first time I walked into the men's locker room in the Texas Swimming Center.
I decided that next time, I would go in for a less strenuous exercise - the very light jogging, for example.
Or get a bike and go around the city for an hour a day.
Or get an apartment with a pool.