Dhawan's Laws for the Non-Smoker - The cigarette smoke always drifts in the direction of the non-smoker regardless of the direction of the breeze.
- The amount of pleasure derived from a cigarette is directly proportional to the number of non-smokers in the vicinity.
- A smoker is always attracted to the non-smoking section.
- The life of a cigarette is directly proportional to the intensity of the protests from non-smokers.
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