I am the alpha and the omega

Ed Yourdonradar's Fundamental Truth
The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.

Some interesting quotes about men.

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
Francois Morency
"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."
Billy Cooper
"Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in."
Rita Rudner
"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
Cher.
"I married beneath me. All women do."
Nancy Astor
"A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over."
Dino Levi.
"I'm glad I'm not bisexual; I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
Bernard Manning.
"You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths."
Steven Wright.
"There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus."
Bob Philips
"An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife."
Franklin Adams
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
Roseanne Barr.
"When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
Rita Rudner.
"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.."
Diana Jordan.
"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."
Mae West.
"I only like two kinds of men, domestic and foreign."
Mae West
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
Gloria Steinem
"If you never want to see a man again say, 'I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children'. They leave skid marks."
Rita Rudner
"No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas."
Ashleigh Brilliant.
"Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands."
Jacques Languirand
"Women love men for their defects; if men have enough of them women will forgive them everything, even their gigantic intellects."
Oscar Wilde

P.S:I had even a longer list with women, it had 50 entries, and that was why I didn't post it.