Eve's Discovery At a bargain sale, the only suit or dress that you like best and that fits is the one not on sale.
Adam's CorollaryIt's easy to tell when you've got a bargain -- it doesn't fit.
Squirrel HopIt all started when this friend of mine walked past some squirrels. Instinct probably forced him to take a couple of peanuts from his pocket.
And this is what resulted.

Can I have one? Pretty Please....
I shall jump for you...
I shall stand up and do tricks...
Thank you for the peanuts...